101 Reasons the Raid Secretly Hates You

Great hilarious thread in the official WoW forums on common mistakes raiders make while raiding. (And what better way to start a blog with delicious funnies and plenty of QQ?)

Funny or sad thing is, I can personally relate to the first 10 posts, and can name specific players who fill the role. It's like a complete check off list of idiots included in raid. /facepalm! On the plus side, fun games could be made from this...

Don't be doing any of these things!

First 10 Reasons quoted from the forums:
1. Your mic sucks, you leave it open or your static deafens people.
2. Constructs. Enough said.
3. You do 450dps to the front of the boss.
4. You're the guy who ALWAYS stands in the fire.
5. You have a vocal opinion on everything.
6. You always stand next to a healer for the Shatters.
7. You "lagged" and didn't click your tears.
8. Your healthstone is always on cooldown.
9. You forget you have a healthstone.
10. You go afk when you die and you don't take the brez because you're getting a soda.

Other reasons that hit home with those sorry raiders:
11. You think you are funny and tell retarded jokes on vent all night
12: You die and complain about not getting heals, even though you had all 3 healthstones, bandages, and health pots.
13. You can't follow simple directions. Or understand Engrish.
14. You are well-geared, always come for raids, but constantly do low dps (<500)>
15. You always take gear that you dont need, thereby depriving others that of gear they need
16. You let the tank hit the mob once before starting dps.
17. You passed the Tainted Core to the Strider Kiter.
18. You mysteriously forgot your regents again.
19. You try and sneak alts into raids and make up some of the most retarded reasons as to why you can't come on your main
20. You think you are God's gift to this game even though you actually suck.
21. You AFK EVERY trash pull

For all 101 reasons, continue to the original thread:
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=7475808092&sid=1